The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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As it turns out, she doesnt even get them out of his hands.
Well, theres always next season.
Dit, dit, dit, dit!
Yap, yap, yap, yap!
And with that, their skirmish skids into a ceasefire.
Giacinto was recently in the hospital, but hes doing better now.
Marge Sr. and her va-juvenated re-gina are thriving.
She exclusively defecates in the master.
I like to think that I would methodically circuit-shit around my home.
There was a lot of dry-humping, she genteelly admits.
Did she have sex with someone else before Bill?
So, thats a yes, but a very classy yes.
But that doesnt bother you, that you have to get onto a TV show to get respect?
a skeptical Melissa asks.
I am far from a fan of Bills, but Im not quite so cynical about this.
Teresa is also annoyed that Jackie is looking at Melissa.
I love some good old-fashioned psychosexual family drama.
Its about now that Andy summons Joe Gorga into the abyss.
(Negging Mauricio until he falls in love with me is, obviously, my long con here.)
Can I say something?
Family, muses Joe, whose advice to all parties involved is, Cut the shit.
Are you using that thing in the drawer?
Are you using the rabbit?
he asks of his sisters vibrator habits.
I was hugging a lot of people, she responds.
A lot of people were touching me.
Teresa says she sees Joe once a month; the girls see him twice a month.
Their appeal is pending, but nevertheless: Would Teresa move there with him?
So what youre saying is, you will go your separate ways if this ruling doesnt go your way?
