The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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And what about that time she threw red wine in Cabo?
Why cant she see this fromDanielles point of view?
For once, refreshingly, Teresa is held accountable by her castmates.
Margaret rage-quits this particular filming obligation, and who can blame her?
From the back seat, she calls Joe.
Im not going to cry, Marge insists.
In fact, she has decided that it isherright to be angry withMargaretfor tellingherwho she can befriendswith, howdareshe.
A real tear escaped from my desiccated ducts attempts to intercede on Margarets behalf.
Yes, answers his sister, with zero hesitation.
What kind of philosophy is this?, Joe muses in an interview.
I know the answer: Its weirdo shit.
Exhibit A:You already know.
Everyone is in attendance except Dr. David, who is surely off somewhere delivering babies.
Im sorry, whats that?
Hes at … sniper school?
Cool, chill, normal, we love it.
(Say that five times fast.)
So Tre dumps a glass of water on Jens skirt as, like, a rhetorical rig?
Weirdo shit, indeed.
Rest assured that, after only a brief hiatus, we have returned to our kissing-Teresas-tight-ass status quo.
selling is the absence of clothing.
