The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Joe Giudice is discovering firsthand why ICE is not exactly world-famous for their hospitality.
I admire this camera operators hustle.
We learn that hes discounting her $150,000 project to just $50,000.
For one thing, Marge has a massive bruise on her inner thigh.
Im calling OSHA on Bravo.
Marge Sr. is not a regular mom; shes a cool mom.
The blazing sun around which this entire episode orbits is Melissa Gorgas birthday party.
She looks incredible, naturally, in a wild multicolor-sequin jumpsuit with a navel-grazing neckline.
Girlfriend is forty, florty, and friving.
Also on the guest list are Lisa and Buddy Valastro, a.k.a.
Mrs. and Mr. Cake Boss.
If notnow you do!)
Ill assume Snooki and JWowws invitations got lost in the mail.
We love you and wish youFreaky Fridaylevels of catharsis.
It goes surprisingly well!
I love hanging out with these women when theyre drunk, particularly when theyre not yet threatening-each-other-with-shards-of-glass drunk.
Melissa keeps busy asking gay men whether, if they were straight, they would bang her.
Tipsy equals to good blowjobs, Jennifer announces, prompted by nothing in particular.
(Could she take over Lisa Rinnas mantle as the Housewives foremost literary giver of sex advice?)
Dolores says she has never, ever given a blowjob, then laughs: Im lying like a bitch.
Teresa snaps back, Libras are really nice people, I dont get it.
