The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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You guessed it: Syrian Orthodox Easter!
Kill it, one of them screams, though in point of fact it is already very dead.
No, Nana says.
(He is.)
Okay, well, she didnt know that.
(She did.)
Do I hope that this awfully contrived-feeling plotline is a productive journey toward acceptance for this family?
Teresa and our baby girl shes all grown up, can you believe it?
darling Gia are shopping for prom dresses when Joe calls from the ICE facility.
have decided to blame Margaret for their divorce (and the abuse allegations?
Her second restraining order?).
Nevertheless, Teresa listens with great interest.
(To be clear: I love this look.)
All hell breaks loose.
Margaret dumps her flute of water on Danielles head.
What we thought was hell before was, in hindsight, heaven breaking out.
And luckily, Danielle packed her pitchfork.
Dolores screams at Teresa, for once.
Danielle screams at Melissa.
Melissa screams at Danielle.
Teresa screams at Melissa, then at Jen too, for good measure.
The staff, no doubt remembering their Jersey crisis training, proceed toward the exit.
It was ten years ago that we witnessed Ashlee Holmes pull out Danielles weave.
