The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Hes workin, Dolores shouts back, like shes dating Roscoe the bed-bug dog.
Sorry, Joey, this marriage is yet another thingyoure not flipping.
I have two thoughts about this.
Margaret shits on Jennifers stay-at-home parenting; Jennifer shits on Margarets parenting in general.
Youre lucky he stays with you.Wayharsh, Marge.
Im calling unnecessary roughness.
This stupid argument is no fun!
Who am I supposed to root for?
Currently, the most likable party at the table is probably a discarded oyster shell.
At lunch, Jennifer changes into a Sorry Not Sorry shirt she had custom-made to troll Jackie.
Okay, Jackie responds.
The men are the main, deranged event this morning.
They pour vodka into their mouths.
They pour tequila into their mouths.
They pour vodka and tequila simultaneously into their mouths.
I hope they did a head count back on land, just to be safe.
Bill, in particular, is rocking a BAC as inflated as the volume of his saltwater-tousled hair.
His brother-husbands rechristen him Tony the Turk, a.k.a.
On the bright side, Bill doesnt seem to mind, or notice.
Bill, entirely motionless but with his sunglasses still on, looks like hes beingWeekend at Berniesed.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Like, another one?
One whos conscious, ideally?
But Danielle, as she tells it, was influenced.
Shed felt satisfied after she dumped out Margarets bag (Were fucking even, she did say!
Teresa Gorga Giudice, Esq.
who encouraged her to go through with it.
Pffft,like theres footage ofthat, I say to myself.
I can hardly believe it when the tape starts rolling.
He wants me to pull her ponytail, Danielle whispers in Teresas ear.
Oh, me of little faith!
Is this misleadingly edited or captioned?
(Sorry, Beverly.)
