The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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I have chills from that ending, youze guyz.
It has been a long time since I was this excited by the premiere episode of aReal Housewivesfranchise.
We were all so happy that day, Kyle says in a voice-over.
Its hard to even imagine how terrible everything would soon become.
It seems like it has something to do with therelationship she was allegedly having with Brandi Glanville.
Denise confronts the camera with a purple-lipsticked smirk.
If I dont get some of Lisa Rinnas Depends, I might just piddle in my panties in anticipation.
This little bit at the end is shocking for two reasons.
The formula cant even contain what is about to happen and, boy, are we pumped.
Secondly, this seems to be a structural departure for theHousewivesfranchise.
This better be as good as I think its going to be.
The episode goes about setting up Denises heel turn throughout.
Erika even gets her husband,Erin Brockovichlawyer Tom Girardi, on the phone to ask for advice.
He volunteers to be Denises counsel, and what I wouldnt pay to watch that Netflix limited series.
Aside from Denise at the end, there isnt much drama with the rich women this episode.
Dont say, Oh, I would never, Erika says, mock-clutching her pearls.
That is winning, bitch.
The pall that was over Erika last season seems to have lifted a bit.
She doesnt appear annoyed or inconvenienced to be filming anymore.
She is present, engaged, and having a good time.
I love this Erika, and Im so glad shes back.
The whole fashion show seems like a lukewarm mess.
First of all, no one can figure out exactly how Kyle was involved in the design process.
No need for experience or know-how, Dorit says about this show.
No wonder Kyle is freaking out she has no idea what she is doing!
As it is, Kyles show reeks of not-ready-for-prime time.
Tracie is very patient with Kyle, no matter her requests.
Woman, step away from the easel already.
It is doing Sutton no favors, and she is a very good-looking woman.
