The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Would I have gotten married in two days like Denise Richards?
Would I have walked down the aisle in a Daisy Duke romper covered in daisies to heavy metal music?
But would Denise Richards?
Absolutely yes, and that is what makes this such an amazing wedding.
Can I wear sneakers?
Sure, Denise says.
I dont give a shit.
She doesnt sweat the small stuff.
She doesnt even sweat the big stuff.
Denise invites all of her ex-boyfriends to the party because shes still friends with them.
Denise doesnt sweat it.
Denise being so chill about her sexual past leads to an amazing moment with Lisar and Patrick Muldoon.
He played Lisars brother onDays of Our Livesand they had a little tryst.
Whoa, isnt that against the law, even in California?
At the same time he was also sleeping with Denise and neither of them knew about it.
God bless Lisa Vanderpump for asking, Which one was better?
(My moneys on Denise.)
Most reality-TV brides would be carping on about my special day and making everything perfect for months.
Remember when Scheana Shay was going to marry Shay Shay onVanderpump Rules?
Or what about the Bridezilla to crush them all, Katie Maloney?
Denise isnt trying to mess with any of that.
Shes never too precious about her wedding and only wants something she and her fiance will think is fun.
Mission accomplished, and I couldnt be happier for the couple.
(Now, if we could only figure out how to trick them into releasing a sex tape.)
She looks perfectly summery for the outdoor wedding, wearing a polka-dot dress and a denim jacket.
Teddi actually doesnt wear one of her inappropriate hats, which is the best I can say for her.
And is this Denises hat?
Is she a sneaky Jesus Housewife?
The best outfit, though, is Erika Jayne showing up in one of Lisa Rinnas QVC jumpers.
I bet she bought it with her own money.
Lisar even talks smack about her own clothes.
She should send us all a free duster to make up for it.
We also get to hear about how many of the women got married.
Teddi and Edwin got married just with their family, and she looked like a blushing bride.
Thats Dorits style in a nutshell.
Of course Dorit had a Great Gatsby wedding.
Next were going to find out she had a pimps-and-hoesthemed gender-reveal party.
That line is hilarious.
We all know they dont pay their bills.
(Or at least thats whatthe lawsuits allege.)
She suspiciously gets a text (from whom?
with a link to an article in digital birdcage-linerRadar Online about her and the dog.
Stabbed in the Back: Lisa Extra Hurt By Long-Time Friend Dorit Over Abandoned Dogs, the headline says.
I can see how this would be hurtful.
Its one thing if this all comes out on the show where Dorit can at least defend herself.
