The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite showRich Women Doing Things,the rich women did things inFrance.
Most of all, they ate the truffle cheese.
Theyre going away for like five days at the most.
Do they really need one suitcase of luggage for each day?
Theplace can be yoursstarting at $5,735 a night.
Good thing it comes with a bartender who has, apparently, a very heavy pour.
But do we think this was some sort of group decision?
Did Dorit also agree to this?
I want more of an explanation.
Despite claiming this trip would be casual, Dorit wears the most sumptuous green-velvet suit with two giant tassels.
Well, she tried, people.
What Kyle is not forgiven for, however, is shopping for more hats, specifically fedoras.
They need to erase that shit.
That is not meant to be a compliment.
I hate this Dorit.
I hate this false worldly, fashion-obsessed, tryhard Dorit.
The Dorit I like is beer-pong Dorit.
Just be real with us for a second.
Just stop living this lie and level with us and well all like you, Dorit.
Stop being so insecure.
I think thats great of her and brave of Kyle for sharing.
Kyle isnt satisfied, though, and brings it up at dinner the second night.
They even flat out ask Erika if she got offended, and she says no.
If Erika says shes cool with it, just let her be cool with it.
This is not an attractive quality of Erikas.
Thats what this show is, and trying to dictate the terms is not the best of looks.
Its their lack of imagination thats damning.
So they all went back to that chateau and climbed up the creaky steps to their pre-appointed rooms.
Erika sat in the little plush chair in front of her vanity and took off her earrings.
She laid them on the table with a sigh, as if releasing something ancient into the world.
She wasnt scared, though, she wanted to join her.
