The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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She would surround herself with these silent sycophants (remember Dede?!)
and trash the women in her hot tub.
She was the worst.
It starts at the dinner the women have after they get back from France.
(Oh, we wrapped up that trip this episode: Teddi and Kyle were hungover.
They apologized to Erika.
She said her feelings were hurt.
Lisar is bad at archery, blah, blah, blah.)
Like Camille is ever going to let a polyblend that close to her skin.
Everything Camille has to say is almost as disturbing as Erikas rhinestone barrette that says DAMN.
(I do not like the influence that getting along with Dorit is having on Erika.)
Its awful that her house burned down with all of her possessions.
Its awful that her longtime assistant and friend passed away.
And yet still its hard to feel bad for Camille.
First of all, she says that she has nowhere to stay because her beach house is under construction.
Im not a homeless person because I have other properties, but I feel homeless, she says.
Im not saying what either woman went through isnt traumatic, but their way of expressing it is bad.
I dont think Denise fully understands, Camille says in her confessional.
Shes very lucky her rented house didnt burn down.
And with that, her transformation back to season-one Camille is complete.
The rest of it goes down at the party for Dorits Beverly Beach window at Kitson.
First of all, ugh, Kitson.
Having the window at Kitson is sort of like getting to be the new spokesmodel for Guess jeans.
Its like starring in the new made-for-TV adaptation of a Danielle Steel novel.
Its like being the most popular person on Myspace.
Why is Camille always showing up with these random plus-ones to Housewives parties?
The only people we need to see her socializing with are contractually obligated to show up.
She doesnt need a buffer in case she doesnt know anyone.
Little does she know that is all going to come up at dinner.
At one point Aaron picks his head up and asks Denise what is happening.
Just keep eating, she says, continuing to be perfect.
What theyre talking about is Camille defending Lisa Vanderpump in the press after her wedding.
Dorit wants to know.
Here is where things get complicated for me.
Like Camille, I dont know where Dorit is getting all of this money from, either.
There is no way Beverly Beach is making that much coin.
Camille also says that Dorit comes across as a person who is trying to be something shes not.
So, yeah, I agree with Camille, but the way she goes about it is all wrong.
But we all know that insinuation is worse than accusation.
Just ask Lisa Rinna, who freaked out when Kim Richards said, Should we talk about your husband?
Dorit acquits herself well during this whole confrontation, telling Camille she can handle anything she has to say.
This sounds like it might be theBellagio Hotel lawsuitthat was recently resolved.
But, knowing the Kemsleys, this could be something else entirely.
Their finances have always seemed shakier than Katharine Hepburns charm bracelet.
Even Lisa Rinna, standing there with the worlds largest ladle, tells her to chill.
Denise, especially, tells her that its time to stop talking about Dorits husband.
I love Denise and I dont disagree, butplease keep talking and never stop.
Like always with Camille, its not the message, its the delivery.
Its the smugness with which she brings this up.
Its then saying she only said that because everyone was attackingher.
Thats not an attack; thats the truth.
Season after season there were always people saying, Bring back St. Camille.
