The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Phew, because I have something to say: I hate Sutton.

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I cant take it back.

Sutton is definitely the latter.

Now that hes a distant memory, shes on the show and she is determined to make it work.

The same thing happens at her store opening.

First of all, this boutique looks busted.

As withflorals for spring, I will eye rollingly say, Groundbreaking.

I mean, Dorit basically lives with Boy George.

Erika Jayne got a personal tour of Ted Kennedys Senate office.

Lisa Rinna is married to a former Sexiest Man Alive.

Theyre going to be impressed with the mayor of WeHo?

Thats the thing about Sutton.

The women of Beverly Hills also take a different tactic with their fashion.

Sutton thinks she has better style than she really does.

She wears nice, expensive clothes, but they are almost certainly the wrong clothes for her body.

She is trying to squeeze herself into the wardrobe of a 19-year-old supermodel and its not working.

That is not a knock on Suttons body, which feels like very trim.

It is a knock on her knowing how to dress for her body pop in.

Even if its couture, Erika says in her confessional.

It still looks bad.

It seems like shes living down the streetfrom Mike Hill, Cynthia Baileys fiance.

When he tells her, Thats so cool.

It certainly wasnt managing Boy George.

Still unsatisfied with their answers, the producer says, This follows you around.

Ignoring it wont make it go away.

PK responds that he cant spend his life engaging in negative energy.

That still is ignoring it and evading the question.

Remember the two kinds of Housewives that fail?

The first kind is those trying to be something theyre not.

I give the producers credit, though, for not letting these two ignore the question away.

This is a bold new direction and so far I really like it.

There is something about this season so far that seems a lot zippier.

I dont mean that as an insult.

But she also only wants them to come if they wont start shit.

Teddi, do you know where you work?

Thats like saying you want a job at Popeyes but only if the grease wont cause periodic acne breakouts.

I guess well just have to see how this plays out starting next week.