The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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The space is all pinks and plush pillows with giant palm leaves all over the place.
The one thing we dont see is exactly where this office is located.
Now, again, this pains me to say, but Dorit was right the entire time.
Dorit very rightly says, Why did you call TMZ instead of calling me?
Thats a bigger statement than calling and saying, Hi, Dorit, she responds.
Lisa is right, but both were really needed.
What is so confounding about Lisas behavior in this affair is that it has been entirely public-facing.
If they cant get that, then they cant give their friendship.
But PK wont really believe her, hell just say that to appease Lisa.
But this is the kind of behavior that Lisa is trying to fight against.
She doesnt care about the lying, she cares about coming off as blameless.
Lisa follows him, because leaving when the lava starts boiling is a tactic they both employ.
Honestly, this is how guilty people behave.
Sadly, it doesnt seem to be working out in Lisas favor.
(She is.)
I mean, theyre totally the worst.
But the conversation that Kyle and Dorit have at that RV planning committees meeting/dinner is really interesting.
The whole thing is very weird and fishier than the mermaid flapping around at one of Mohammeds parties.
There was actually a fair amount of crazy stuff in this episode.
Did that actually happen or was that some gay fantasia that I manufactured out of thin air?
Will someone yo get these tapes and start doing group workout classes inspired by them?
Maybe the Real Housewives Institute will have to build a gym.
I always said what canonized her is that she is the only Housewife to ever completely rehabilitate her image.
I dont know if thats true anymore.
White shirts and denim?
Sitting on the stairs?
A pimply faced teen at an Olan Mills could come up with this.
That is how you catch ringworm.
That is how the terrorists win.
You have to keep your shoes on at all times.
That said, I was incredibly impressed with how quickly she kicked them off before breaking into a sprint.
She thought about her husband, who she would always care for and clip his nails as he whines.
She thought about Sofia, coming back from college to warm her heart.
Wasnt their relationship just like this?
Why were they always fighting when they were both trying to get to the same place?
Why couldnt it just be easier?
Maybe that is what Kyle needed to happen with Lisa, too.
Kyle had no idea which might happen, and that idea terrified her.
