The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Were only four episodes in and already its #TeamLisa versus #TeamEveryoneElse.
After all of the revelations of this episode, Im not sure I can join either team.
I might be #TeamNobody.
Actually, Im #TeamEverybody.
Im Team Teddi for sticking up for her story against all odds.
Im Team Lisa Rinna finally getting revenge on Lisa Vanderpump for making a fool of her during that Munchausensmishegoss.
Im Team Lisa for possibly being misunderstood and defending herself valiantly when everyone is against her.
I guess I cant be #TeamEverybody, because I am not Team Dorit.
We found out this episode that Dorit had already adopted one dog and returned it.
She knew the policy.
She knew how to go about returning a dog.
She didnt do that.
She gave the dog to a woman who fell in love with the dog.
There is a way to do this correctly, and Dorit did not do that.
Dorit knows, she did it once before.
There is no defending Dorit here.
Honestly, at this point Dorit is out of the fight as anything other than collateral damage.
Its now a face-off between Teddi and Lisa.
Lets examine all of the new evidence that we have accrued this episode.
John Lizard replied, YES.
What would Lisas motivation be for doing this?
I do believe what Lisa says and that her top priority was the safety of the dog.
When Lisa leaves the table, she makes the saddest phone call weve ever seen.
First she calls her husband Ken and the connection is bad and it drops the call.
Sorry, Rosa finally tells Lisa.
We took the batteries out of Mr. Ken so he cant come to the phone right now.
Teddi also says, Either way it will come out.
This looks possible, but Teddi doesnt seem like that much of a conniver.
Maybe John Lizard proposed the plan first at Lisas urging?
Or maybe everything we know about Teddi is wrong and she wanted to take down Dorit that badly?
Weve seen Ken defend Lisa before.
Now imagine that turned on one of their employees.
That doesnt seem to make much sense to me.
If she knows shes guilty wouldnt she just let it drop?
But there is one bit of damning evidence that is swaying me to Team Teddi.
Kyles response is very telling: This is who she is.
This is what she does … Lisars next question is, Guys, how many years do we have to go through this?
When do we finally say enough is e-fucking-nough?
It seems like this season everyone is getting together to tell Lisa to stop.
Whether or not Lisa did this one specific thing to Teddi and Dorit is almost moot.
