The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
They showed off their second wedding dresses to their friend Kimber, inexplicably named afterJerrica Bentons annoying little sister.
Oh, and one of the rich women took a polygraph test.
[Record scratch] Say what now?
This is weird for a number of reasons.
The kitchen is bright but still full of terrors.
What is also bizarre about this polygraph is that it is totally unprompted.
When Lisa is talking to Camille, she asks, What do these women want?
Me to take a lie-detector test?
Its just all so sudden and seems like a stunt.
(Hes probably the only one.
The women dont care about this test.
Everyone being upset with her is less about a specific event and more about a pattern of behavior.
There is no way that one test being administered by someoneshepaid is going to exonerate her from everything.
She seems to have no remorse and no sadness whatsoever that her friendship with Kyle is done.
There is no, Im sorry it had to end this way.
There is only this feeling that if Kyle wont agree with her, she doesnt need Kyle anyway.
It seems that Lisa feels people are disposable, even her closest friends.
She doesnt see this as a disagreement, but as Kyle deciding to end a friendship.
But Kyle didnt want to end it, and she still doesnt.
Lisa set the terms of termination and then blames Kyle for enacting them.
Anyway, its going to be a weird rest of the season with Lisa not talking to anyone.
What is she even going to do with the polygraph results?
Call up the women and let them know how it played out?
Do you think Andy Cohen will put his readers on to look at them?
The other big event this episode is Erika Jaynes concert in L.A., which was absolutely amazing.
Need I remind you, this is aReal Housewivesrecap.
There is no purity in it.
There is no code of ethics.
So, yeah, I was at that concert and it was absolutely amazing.
It was like a Stefan skit but somehow even gayer than Bill Hader.
Even Tom Girardi loved it, and he is one cool customer.
Also not cutting it: his Skyline-branded hat at the concert.
Speaking of Edwin, this season is getting really sexually graphic.
), Edwin wants to know where his straddle is.
I feel ya, brother.
Some times you just need to scratch that itch and get back to your life.
But its not just that.
Personally, Im for all of it.
