The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week the rich women did things!
Oh, these rich women, they did things.
I dont particularly agree with the way she and Ken are framing the discussion.
Ken says that Kyle was after Lisa.
That cant be true at all.
Kyle went to tell Lisa what the women were saying and to get Lisas explanation for it.
That is not being out to get her.
Or she might have, you know, leaked a story to the press.
I dont think that Kyle was being a bitch.
Lisa might not have liked the message, but Kyle was never overly cruel in delivering it.
Why are they there?
Whose party is this?
Was Lisa even invited?
Why is hunky Aaron the only one of the dudes invited?
We will never know.
Lisa hasnt talked to any of the women since Ken created a meme by shouting, Good-bye, Kyle.
As Dorit explains hold on, hold on, hold on.
We need to talk about Dorit.
This episode she debuted two all-new confessional outfits and they are two of the worst of all time.
The second looks likeJ.Lo during her Fly Girl days.
Theres a black mesh dress (is black mesh her thing now?)
over a black bandeau top and a matching fat black head wrap.
Funny enough, Cha and Nel are also two of Erikas backup dancers.
Sorry, we were talking about Lisas friendship.
Both Dorit and Kyle explain that Lisa punishes people by holding her friendship hostage.
Thats what happens when the whole cast is against her.
In classic Lisa style, she rests all her hopes on ingratiating herself to the new girl.
Denise is the only person she invites to her birthday party.
That is just a low blow.
Its just a low, cheap blow.
Thats the kind of shade I like.
Throw shade not on our sisters, no matter how poorly they might have treated you.
Dont cast easy aspersions at their expense.
That serves no one.
Instead tell rich and powerful men that their penises are small and no one wants to see them.
