The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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This sort of clutch-your-pearls, Southern Wisdom, voice of the people Sutton is one that I enjoy.

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Denise is the only one of the women who would.

Sutton should have just bought a pair of shoes for Denise.

(She cant go a block in Seattle without giving herself seven orgasms.)

What do you think the markup on those bad boys is?

No wonder Sutton gets a free one for her birthday every year.

They cant cost more than a few hundred dollars to make.

Shes the punch in of person who draws attention to herself by refusing to make a fuss.

Its like the etiquette version of passive aggression.

She says her name with no hard Ts in the middle.

It sounds like Suh-en.

As a proud Connecticutian, I will tell you that is a product of our regional accent.

Anything with a T sound in the middle mitten, Latin, Clinton is a struggle.

That is Dorits real, actual accent, and it sounds like Suh-en.

Dorit says this happens all the time and Kyle interrupts before Dorit can make her real point.

Like so many accessories that Dorit has put in her hair, that is totally wrong.

Dorit was just going to defend Teddi.

That means that Kyles interruption actually was justified and Dorit should just shut the hell up.

Oh god, do not make us talk about LLAJ again.

Never, never again.

Erika says that she learned from past experience that its bad when the husbands get involved.

But there is a time and a place and a tone for everything.

The way that Aaron talked to the women was not cool, even if he was right.

(Wait a minute, that sounds like something I would call PK.)

She says that Brandi came up to film her podcast and then left that night.

They actually take umbrage with a number of things Denise says and how it contracts her earlier story.

In the moment she didnt even know what she was being accused of so how could she adequately respond.

But, as Kyle points out, Brandi isnt really a liar.

I mean, Krupas husband had to testify to the aroma of her downstairs rec room.

Can you even imagine?

Kyle brings up a good point.

And her story does seem very credible, but so does Denises.

Who do we believe?

And should we keep talking about this at all when its still pretty tawdry its coming up?

Who do we believe?

Maybe Brandi and Denise.

Some of what each of them is saying has to be true, right?

But she is dead and a ghost and she is no match for rumor.