The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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No, Rihanna is from Barbados, which is not the Bahamas.
But dont worry, all of the fountains shoot high enough that the droplets reach the stratosphere.
Doesnt that sound like paradise?
I appreciate Erikas dedication to the character of Erika Jayne.
Shes kind of forced everyone to up their fashion and glam games, as Denise Richards disastrously learns.
The first night in the Bahamas, Dorit invites everyone for drinks in her huge suite.
Lisa is wearing a green caftan and looking like late-career Elizabeth Taylor, which is a compliment.
She really does look like Lisas dog Schnooky.
Denise shows up in a white tank top and sparkly white shorts feeling horrendously underdressed.
Doesnt she watch the show?
Dorit is the only other woman who seems willing to spend the money on a glam squad.
The difference between Erikas glam and Dorits glam, however, is that Erikas is worth the money.
How can someone spend so much money and still end up looking so mediocre?
Every other woman on the trip looks better dressed than her and at a fraction of the cost.
She sent a very nice, handwritten note, which is a lot of work for people these days.
I think it was completely sufficient.
She also took a picture of it because she knew it would come back up because Lisa is slippery.
Lisa says she thought they were closer than that, which is a sentiment I can understand.
As Kyle says, Lisa is wracked with grief and that doesnt always lead to logical reactions.
I can excuse her on this one.
Lisa quickly apologizes and says she loves Erika and that she did nothing wrong.
It seems healed over.
But the essence of Erikas argument with Lisa dovetails nicely with this whole Dorit Lucy Lucy Apple Juice fiasco.
(Why is the dogs name not Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy?
Does no one know how to rhyme anymore?
Does no one appreciate parallel structure?)
Erika says to Lisa during the fight, Dont make me out to be the bad guy.
Dorit was obviously wrong, even though she will never admit it.
Teddi says she sees a pattern in Lisas behavior, and shes only been around for a season.
Lisa is also upset because she says that she has been trying to protect Dorit from this whole mess.
She also never should have brought it up again on camera with Dorit.
This lands squarely at Lisas feet, like one of Schnookys organic dog food turds.
This seems to be the culmination of something that has been in the works for seasons.
