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The unmitigatedgallof Andy Cohen and his minions to unleash the emotional terrorism of an unprompted Kenya Moore Daly sighting.
Not only was there a sighting, she did thelimboat Cynthia Baileys launch party for her Seagrams Escapes flavor.
Has there ever been a moreHousewivesevent to everHousewives?
But it wasnt enough that Kenya showed up.
She had to cause a rift between NeNe and Cynthia at the 11th hour.
Lets get to it.
The episode starts with Marlo stopping by to visit NeNe at Swagg Boutique.
Can I get that piece online?
Marlo wants to know how Gregg is doing and NeNe says hes doing better; he started chemo.
She also says that the doctor said if Gregg doesnt like it, he can stop.
Again, none of this sounds like valid medical advice.
I am OBSESSED with this fucking beverage and I must get my hands on some.
The topic of conversation between the two sit-downs is of course Eva and her financial situation.
Marlo and NeNe think Evas reason for moving is bullshit.
Kandi and Cynthia are just stunned.
NeNe lets Marlo know about her rekindled feud with Kenya.
I understand that NeNe is going through it right now butwowdoes she need to let this whole thing go.
Basically, someone asked Kenya on Instagram to fuck/marry/kill three people and one of them was NeNe.
She didnt want to fuck or marry her, thats for sure.
Thats like … the basis of the drama.
I know its literally my job to care about this pop in of drama, but MY GOD.
This is petty beyond petty.
Apparently, Kenya also unfollowed NeNe and that caused the bloggers to go nuts.
NeNe, you might be on your own with this one.
Plus, the drama is originating on Kenyas side because she thinks NeNe isnt supportive of her pregnancy.
That seems like a reason for some petty nonsense.
Cynthia basically doesnt want to be bothered and wants her friends to just be quiet.
Mike says hes going to build her a house.
Thats all from Eva this episode.
This was genuinely heartbreaking.
The way the party planner was so casual about not doing anything he was supposed to do.
The way Dennis was immediately ready to fight someone because the tent wasnt set up.
The way Porsha just said, What is up.
Porsha starts crying to Cynthia, Tanya, and Shamari.
Tanya just says, IT IS A CARNIVAL.Not.
They both say a little something and make a few incredibly dirty jokes in front of their families.
When they pop the confetti poppers, everyones popper shoots out pink confetti, but Porshas shoots out blue.
Could this party planner get nothing right?
But theyre having a girl!
Now, its time for Cynthias Seagrams Escapes Peach Bellini Launch Party.
Shamari immediately finds her way to the alcohol.
Where has Shamea been this season?
Weve had like 14 other friends of the series getting interviews, but no Shamea?
Cynthias boyfriend invites his entire family because he drunkenly proposed at Porshas gender reveal.
This guy is … odd.
Kandi is rolling her eyes at the whole thing and Cynthia is oblivious.
Then Cynthia asks Gregg to come onstage, and NeNe refuses to let him go.
NeNe says this is all about how Cynthia acts with Kenya.
We start to get a couple of end-of-season updates.
Shamari did some sort of walk called Married for Life.
Am I supposed to know what this is?
Porsha and Dennis had their baby, and theyre planning on a New Years Eve wedding.
So have fun with that.
The next day, Tanya, NeNe, Cynthia, and Kandi head out to lunch.
But before that happens, we get a recorded phone call between Kandi and Cynthia.
Kandi warns that shes micd up, but Cynthia presses on.
Theyve got to come up with a plan about how Kenya ended up at the party.
NeNe is not even entertaining that possibility.
This was an act of hostility by Cynthia.
Cynthia never confronted Kenya about how she treated NeNe online, and therefore, Cynthia cannot be trusted.
NeNe has gone full-on weepy Cersei Lannister right now.
Youre either with her or against her.
Or … youre neutral.
NeNe would also be satisfied with a neutral Cynthia.
Guys, I hate to say it, but Im with Cynthia on this one.
Then all this stuff gets stirred up from the past, and its just … a lot.
NeNe helped Cynthia get a FLYER.
Cynthia follows NeNe outside and apologizes.
NeNe says that she sees Cynthia in a new light and the light isdim.
See you next week for the reunion that looks like it will be A LOT.
