The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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The first episode of aHousewivesreunion can be a bit of a drag.
But not with these women of Atlanta.
WE ARE GETTING INTO IT.
Kandi is pulling Andy aside to set the record straight.
And the koi are already jumping.
That feels like that could be some new phrase to signify when the conversation is getting heated.
The koi are jumping!
Lets get into it.
Listen, I fully understand that NeNe is going through a lot.
She is objectively going through a difficult time.
NeNe doesnt want people to be supportive.
She wants people to be blindly loyal to her its just like the kind of loyalty Cersei demands.
Eva is wearing something giant and green that is ostentatious considering her station.
Porsha and NeNe are wearing dueling black gowns.
NeNes black dress is a little more funereal, which bolsters the Cersei Lannister comparison.
NeNe was exceedingly severe this episode, is what Im saying.
Did everyone send a gift?
Porshas first montage is about her relationship with Dennis.
Its beautiful and sweet and seeing their love moved me to tears.
c’mon help.
I care too much about these people.
Andy asks if Porsha can learn anything from Kandi as a working mother.
Kandi tells her to never lose herself.
Do not bring that kind of evil spirit unto this reunion, Andy!
Apparently NeNe hasnt been to any events to check up on Porsha or support her.
NeNe claims that Porsha doesnt support her.
Weve all seen that poorly worded meme on Tumblr, right?
Therealproblem here is that NeNe isnt owning any of her bullshit.
It would be so easy for her to say, I need you all to be patient with me.
SHE DOESNT DO ANY OF THAT SHIT.
If you dont care about anyone or their feelings or whats going on in their lives, leave.
Refuse to show up to the reunion and issue a statement or something.
Your presence is making the koi upset.
Evas shadiness and her wedding?
Youre happily being a bad friend and stressing everyone out who is trying to stay friends with you.
What is Cynthia oranyonefor that matter getting back from this woman?
NeNe is subtweeting Cynthia and Mikes relationship and saying that creating a couples hashtag is insecure.
Listen, it might be but you dont say that.
You just let your friend be happy with their corny and horny boyfriend and mind your business.
Oh, of course.
Im really looking forward to anyone, literally anyone, calling NeNe out on her behavior.
Someone c’mon tell NeNe that shes being a bad friend and throw her into that koi pond.
