The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Where is Eva and does she have anything going on?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT NENES LIFE COACH?
Were watching an extended sequence of a VERY STRANGE game that combines football and bowling.
How is this all supposed to come together?
First up, Porsha.
I was not aware you could rent those for just two people for a non-bachelorette-party situation.
Shes needling her about how she feels about NeNe.
Porsha says that NeNe crossed a line when she called her fat while she was breastfeeding.
Wait … how does that work in your mind, Marlo?
Are you advocating for takingmoreabuse from our friends or takinglessabuse from our boyfriends?
Trying to find meaning or a coherent system of logic in Marlos opinions is a fools errand.
I like to imagine that she does and shes VEHEMENTLY #TeamCynthia.
But Marlo isnt just working on Porsha about NeNe.
Shes also started working on Porsha about Dennis.
Can I just say one thing?
Ohhhhhhhhh, fuck you, Marlo.
There must be other hot dogs in Atlanta.
So, at the end of the episode, Porsha heads to another therapy session with Dennis.
What does Dennis have to say for himself?
It was a mistake.
That their sex changed with Porsha was pregnant.
That Porsha … gained weight?
Am I hearing that right?!
There are plenty of people who raise their children on their own because their former partner is trash.
Porsha has a family who wants to support and help her and the means to hire some help.
Cant she just admit it?
Porsha agrees to not run him over with her car and they ride off into the distance.
According to Kenya, Marc is more like an opponent during an argument.
She wants to check that that her house and money would all go to Brooklyn … and not Marc.
The estate attorney says that she should appoint someone she trusts to manage the trust or the estate.
Kenya bursts into flames and tears.
Marc wouldnt have a problem running the trust if he was able to make any decisions.
We finally get to meet NeNes life coach, and who is this Fashion to Figurewearing dilettante?
She rolls up to NeNes house and sits down with a cocktail.
This doesnt seem professional.
Sometimes the healing process is ugly but thats just how choices and feelings heal.
NeNe is still deciding if shes going to join the girls trip to Toronto.
NeNe, if youre not going to be on the group trips, GET OFF THE SEASON.
you’re free to and will be replaced.
Andy Cohen will stay up all night Googling Atlanta Celebrities until he finds someone who can fill your wig.
So that just leaves Cynthia and Kandi.
Kandi is still dealing with the fact that her husband is completely incapable of talking to a female child.
Kaela, Todds daughter, is heading to the airport to move to New York.
Cynthia is just hoping that Mike Hill proposes to her and she hopes it happens NOW.
Shes trying to make some room in her closet for his stuff.
It is a true surprise that Cynthia doesnt have those skinny velvet hangers that everyone loves so much.
She tells Eva and her Mike about the recording and Mike Hill gets VERY intense.
He says that he WILL PROTECT his woman and ANYONE who records someone is A PIECE OF SHIT.
Cynthia beams at her beautiful man who wont give her a timeline on when hes moving to Atlanta.
But I guess next episode might change that …
