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Was this a good episode ofThe Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Is the story ofwhat happened at the Bye Wig partyfully clear?
Well, I dont know that either.
Did I cry like a little girl watching Evas wedding?
YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID.
Just the thought of a wedding is enough to get my tears flowing.
And Evas wedding was no exception.
I understand rationally that this wedding is financially ruining her, butthe gowns.
Lets get to it.
Im folding in NeNes emotional strife because both of these events are making her situation at home totally worse.
I mean the real thing is that NeNe should have taken this season off.
But something should have been done.
She says she was college freshman wasted.
Oh no, Shamari, you were worse.
You were high school student in a European country where the drinking age is 16 wasted.
Shes just a mother of two.
She brings NeNe another bottle of St. Germain.
That is not the bottle I expected her to say got her incredibly fucked up.
St. Germain feels like what youd drink when riding on an old-timey carousel.
NeNe says that Gregg isnt feeling up to the wedding so can she be Shamaris date?
Shamari says that Ronnie wont be coming since hes touring.
Oh no, were about to get spring break at an all-inclusive resort right after a break-up-level drunk Shamari.
Its time for Evas wedding day.
Shes decided to rent a house for all the wedding prep.
This woman is hemorrhaging money.
Eva is surrounded by her family and her about 28 bridesmaids.
Her daughter is getting a pedicure and its adorable.
Eva says that shes looking forward to Michael being hers.
Eva gives her mom a pre-wedding present and I logged my first cry of the episode.
Im gonna steal that for whenever I get married.
Eva explains that her father had a stroke and has aphasia and her mother is his caregiver.
Did I cry again during a little montage about her relationship with her dad?
Everyone is getting ready for the wedding and the dress code is floor length.
Tanya tells Shamari that theyre doing shots in the limo.
Do you have some kind of vomiting fetish?
Eva is not that rich (or that famous).
How did Michael not put his foot down?
He cant be this rich!
That food better be amazing and I should get to take a chandelier home.
Thats the only way to justify that cost.
Everyone involved should just let this bullshit go.
Who cares this much?
Everyone needs to apologize andlet it go.
Its time for the wedding.
Bravo tried to trick us with that clip of Eva saying, Im gonna need a second.
She wasnt running from the altar, she was just overwhelmed with emotion.
During the ceremony, Bravo gives us a glimpse into NeNes head.
We get clips of her wedding as shes watching Evas wedding and the overall effect is IRONY.
NeNe bolts out of her seat before the recessional.
She wants to leave but Marlo convinces her to stay to give her toast.
Oh boy, this toast is about to be a delight.
Meanwhile, Shamari is doing shots with Tanya.
You aredrunkand now is not the time.
NeNe starts to cry and Shamari does a dance to distract from her line of questioning.
NeNe reveals to Cynthia that Gregg was talking about a separation before she left for the wedding.
What could she be possibly talking about?
I need to know.
Marlo comes to see Porsha and Kandi and UGH, this was exhausting.
I cant say I disagree.
Porsha also remarks that NeNe said she would never get caught on camera throwing hands.
That couldnt be more true but that also cant be an excuse to treat other people badly.
Porsha and Kandi just agree to let it go in order not to upset NeNe anymore.
Its time for her toast.
Its basically that moment.
NeNe couldnt have written a more basic wedding toast and delivers it like shes reading an eye exam.
To the happy couple!
Shamari is FUCKED UP.
She didnt eat anything before the wedding and also weighs as much as a backpack.
Shamari shouts at Evas mom: YOU GAVE BIRTH TO EVA OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.
Kandi ends up being the Shamari guide through the wedding and keeps asking her to calm down.
