The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Tanya, come on in here and sit down.
Grab an iced tea.
You squared off against Kenya and got the woman completely riled up.
You did it without breaking a goddamn sweat.
You clap for her!
Lets get to it.
What is wrong with Kenya?
This is beyond a rhetorical question at this point.
Its something the great philosophers of old sit around in their togas contemplating.
On the other hand, Tanyaheld up one of Kenyas wigs in front of other people.
Tanya clearly thought Kenyas attempted hit on her relationship was a joke, so she responded with one.
Eva and Cynthia are just along for the ride at this overreaction by Kenya.
Kenya arrives at lunch and doesnt greet Tanya, like this is the goddamn sixth grade.
Stop talking about your new Limited Too corduroy overalls and say hello, Kenya!
Kenya says that shes dressed up because shes going to read a bitch at lunch today.
Shes on fire, and she hasnt even begun.
Tanya makes the mistake of trying to talk to Kenya as if shes a reasonable adult person.
Kenya says shes a walking billboard for her million-dollar company.
She has to present a real, authentic image to the people!
She may hire boyfriends, but she does not use hairpieces … except when she does?
Kenyas argument is very flimsy here.
The natural-hair-care community has expanded to include a whole lot of looks and hairstyles.
Hell, even SheaMoisture reformulated to lure white customers!
That dry shampoo is not for us!
So what does Kenya do?
She claims that Tanya is trying to steal food out of her daughters mouth.
Also, based on the strategic bleeps and everyones reactions, Kenyamighthave called Tanya the C-word.
Even for an unreasonable woman, thats a bit much.
Tanya says she felt attacked and that Kenya was very aggressive in that conversation.
Oh, Tanya, not a good look.
Just keep acting like Kenyas behavior is hilarious because thats what Kenya really cant stand.
And here comes Drogon.
The Cookie Lady arrives with a box of cookies and a whole lot of tea.
Tanya knows this is likely false, but everyone whos anyone knows her fiance is in technology.
Not exactly the part to latch on to, but okay?
The most Paul did was ask the Cookie Lady to come back to his table and chat with him.
Also, part of this thrilling story is that at one point, we lost interest in each other.
Tanya is not pressed; everything the Cookie Lady is describing either sounds fake or fine to her.
Maybe nightclubs are a free space for Tanya and Paul, along with Carnival and Benihana.
The cookie was good.
Dennis and Porsha are heading to therapy after a couple weeks off and, man, oh man.
What is the appeal of Dennis?
What is he doing for Porsha?
The issue that caused him to cheat was she was … let me check my notes … pregnant.
Porsha is worried about getting their sex life back to where it was.
Shes having to trust him or rush her feelings so she can … trust him.
Dennis isnt able to find something to tell her so she can trust him quite yet.
He says its kinda awkward.
Sir, you have a baby.
Where did that come from?
Cynthia heads over to L.A. to hang out with Mike Hill and his 19 female friends.
Cynthia doesnt seem too worried about the dynamic, but it is weird.
She just wants to confirm that Mike hasnt slept with any of them because theyre all pretty.
I believe thats what he thinks, but I also think thats the strangest thing Ive ever heard.
Hes writing a tell-all book, but she hasnt read it.
just, Housewives, stop having your actual kids around for conversations that are above their pay grades.
Kayla runs out crying, and Mike sends everyone home.
He goes to check on Kayla with Cynthia, and its not going great.
Next week, NeNe is throwing a jungle murder-themed party, so get ready for that.
