The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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This episode opens with and contains more than one sentimental montage of Cynthia and NeNes friendship.
There are people Ive had multiple-day-long internet fights with and you couldnt cut together a montage of our relationship.
But NeNe and Cynthia?
Theyve got footage for days, and not just any footage, fucking explosive footage.
I literally wrote in my notes Wow, what an emotional montage.
But where do we end up at the end of all these emotional montages?
Lets get to it.
Marlo picks her up and sees that theres a delicious bottle of wine sitting on the counter.
Theres a card from Cynthia that says Cynthia never got the chance to thank NeNe for the cheese trays.
I dont really think the cheese trays are part of it, but sure.
Cynthia just wants a chance to talk one-on-one and NeNe is ready to get some closure.
So shes going to throw her Leopard Lunch.
NeNe will just introduce party themes that are impenetrable and expect us all to know what that means.
The invite is full of antagonistic puns and I guess thats a party theme?
Kenya brought the cookie lady around Tanya and tried to implicate Cynthia in the nonsense.
Also, it is CONFIRMED that Kenya called Tanya a see-you-next-Tuesday.
Kenya is able to admit that she threw Cynthia under the bus when it came to Cookie Lady-gate.
She wants to know if she should have anything to worry about.
First of all, how is this new information?
Secondly, how is thatevena question, and finally, why are you asking Kenya about relationship advice?
Have they learned from their mistakes?
I cannot think of a more inappropriate vessel for salsa.
NeNe does NOT want to hear it.
NeNe insists that Cynthia said more than she said and that Cynthia cant expect her not to respond.
Cynthia just says Im happy.
NeNe turns on the tears and walks out.
Cynthia rolls her eyes but still goes after NeNe.
Instead of holding her ground, Cynthia starts wiping away NeNes tears and apologizes for hurting her.
Then, another montage of their friendship.
Its time for NeNes Leopard Lunch and who cares?
Eva goes intolabor.Like, squatting on the stairs and stripping her clothes off labor.
Eva wanted to avoid going to the hospital because she wanted to witness the mess at the Leopard Lunch.
Eva is all of us.
Also, Kandi going NO.
WELL SEE YOU AT THE HOSPITAL.
Cynthia drives Eva to the hospital while Kandi and Tanya wait for the Leopard Lunch to start.
Kenya finally arrives an hour late.
Im not waiting an hour for a lunch I know Im not going to enjoy.
So Kandi and Tanya are alone again until NeNe shows up two and a half hours late.
For her own event.
With a bunch of random ladies none of them know.
Kandi going, Who are these random ladies will sustain me through these cold winter nights.
And of course, Porsha shows up.
NeNe says that Porsha is very late to the event.
NO ACCOUNTABILITY FROM NENE.
Porsha is mainly upset at the hostile puns on the invitation.
NeNe insists that the puns are inert and today is all about sisterhood and friendship!
Kandi has no idea what the point of this stupid brunch was, and we are all Kandi.
