The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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None of the parties had themes that were sentences or were designed to publicly humiliate someone.
Stars, theyre sort of like us!
(The downside to an episode like this is it all rests on how interesting you find Todd.)
Also, is it just me or was Cynthia putting in work this episode?
That woman was everywhere.
If life is a cabaret, Cynthia is the emcee.
Only time will tell.
Lets get to it.
NeNe is completely delusional.
Has Gregg met his wife or seen this television program?
I guess you gotta marry someone who has the same delusions as you.
Kandi is packing for her shoot in Chicago and Todd is sulking in the corner.
That is incomprehensible and I cant find any of the logic that made that decision possible.
Theyve got T-shirts and everything.
Todd passive-aggressively agrees, and Kandis off to the Windy City!
It feels like the moment inInceptionwhen the buildings fold around each other.
Shes hosting her first event and all the ladies are invited.
There are some real tidbits in there that make me very worried for Kenya.
Theres no prenup, Kenya has more money than Marc, and theyre currently not speaking.
All of this is going to make for a real goddamn mess of a divorce.
But Kenya is setting up this will in case she dies.
Is the order of this correct?
What is the likelihood shes going to pass away before this divorce is finalized?
Also, Kenya is planning to have her aunt be Brooklyns guardian.
AM I READING THIS RIGHT?
I live in Chicago!
There are lots of things for lil kids to do!
Cynthia picks up her hosting duties again and heads over to Evas house to welcome baby Maverick.
Eva had a 22-hour labor and that was her shortest labor.
I couldnt find my CBD patch right when my period started and I lost two days of work.
The thought of 22 hours ofanythingis a nightmare.
Evas baby looks JUST LIKE MIKE.
Eva is settled in her new house and her mom is ready for everything to quiet down.
Its time for Porshas March of Dimes event.
This new mature Porsha is amazing to see.
Shes leading the whole room in a discussion about their fertility and childbirth stories.
She brought everyone together for an event with a good cause and there were no arguments!
In theGame of Thronesscripted version of this television show, that is exactly what I would like to happen.
In real life, that would cause Kenya to combust.
Everyone sits down and shares their stories and Marlo cries!!!
Shamea talks about when her water broke very early and she called Kenya to help her.
Kenya sits down with her aunt to tell her about her meeting with the estate planner.
She also says that Marc never let her speak to his parents!
How was that not the biggest of red flags?
If your man doesnt let his mom send you a bitmoji, he doesnt love you or her.
There is a Tyler Perry villain level of darkness in Marc and Im glad hes gone.
Kenya explains to her aunt that she has power of attorney and she would be a guardian for Brooklyn.
Kenya needs this divorce complete yesterday.
Finally, we get to watch Kandi and Todd have three different fights.
We can have all of these fights.
We should have all of these fights.
But can we not have them all on top of each other in one megafight?
In the most unflattering light, Todd wants all of Kandis time and attention to be about him.
Whenever Kandi talks about spending time with Ace, Todd follows it up with What about me?
AND ANOTHER THING, TODD.
Also, Ace probably doesnt care.
Yeah, shes a famous adult woman who makes a lot of money.
If anyone can, its her.
Todd then goes off that hes sacrificed a lot for her dreams and he wasnt good enough.
Kandi stops him and is like, WHO SAID THAT?
He says he doesnt want to do all these practical jobs; he wants to produce a movie.
Kandi says, I never brought up when that movie didnt go anywhere.
Are you fucking 15?
Throw the whole man away.
