The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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I felt like there should have been a countdown clock in the corner of the screen this episode.
Before we get into everything, let me just say this Japan trip is DELIVERING.
Weve got everything: geishas, a punctual tour guide, vegetarian food for monks.
Were running on some intense emotions.
Lets get to it.
We pick up the episode without opening credits and in the middle of the Tanya/NeNe fight.
I do not get what Tanyas endgame is here.
Hopefully youre getting laid and someone is buying you a Valentines Day gift.
What do you care what other people think?
Instead of dealing with any of Tanyas emotions, NeNe just gets up and leaves.
I think NeNe walked straight into the sea.
Kandi is still refusing to eat any of the local cuisine and is eyeing a McDonalds.
Kandi is willing to have wild sexy parties and threesomes but she cant try sushi?
I need her to bring that adventurous energy to the plate.
The ladies get back into the bus to head back to the hotel.
Aya brings them some McDonalds.
That night theyre going to head to the red-light district for some karaoke.
Eva sets the dress code at sexy casual and that means no sneaker wedges.
The fact that people are still out there in sneaker wedges is a nightmare.
Marlo takes the opportunity to tell Evas Birkenstock-wearing ass about herself.
This UNLEASHES a 30-minute fight between Eva and Marlo.
Marlo has been coming for Evas baggy T-shirts and Eva is ready to come for Marlos janky-ass wig.
Shamari is like, Wait … hey … Shamari cant catch any breaks with these women.
Eva heads to Tanyas room to continue to defend herself.
Eva is wearing a T-shirt thats no fewer than three sizes too big.
kindly be in couture the next time you say that.
Marlo finally gets her luggage and shes ready to show out.
They head out to karaoke and Porsha is too tired and too pregnant to come out.
Once they get to the red-light district, Kandi is disappointed because there isnt public nudity.
Eva is broken down and wants to head home.
Tanya calls the other ladies to come support Eva.
Marlo is wearing a geisha-inspired wig that is not appropriate for the situation or the context.
Its time to leave for the geisha cultural experience.
The departure time is 11:15 and Aya is not waiting for anyone.
She pulls off at 11:16 and NeNe comes downstairs at 11:17.
Tanya is pleading with Aya not to leave NeNe.
How do the ladies like the geisha demonstration?
Things are not going great.
After a few games and prizes, the ladies head to lunch and NeNe meets them there.
She is … not in a good mood.
Gregg is testing every last bit of her patience and Porsha is trying her best to relate to NeNe.
Outside the restaurant, Tanya wants to chat with NeNe.
Theyre just letting you get whateverthisis out and will be calling for a moving truck in the morning.
NeNe is about to turn up on that ass.
To be continued …
