The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Everyone was certainly trying their absolute best, but NeNes absence was definitely felt.
That blonde wig looms large.
Someone had a lot of fun putting together that previously on montage.
Lets get to it.
Seeing Porsha sit down with Kandi made me lose my mind.
When it comes to completely inorganic conversation starters on this show, this one is pretty good.
Marlo arrives and she says she needed two days to herself.
Porsha also says that NeNe must have clicked in another personality by now.
While Porsha, Kandi, and Marlo talk about NeNe, Shamari heads over to Evas house.
These two messy tragedies make a lot of sense together.
Shamari wants to apologize for puking on Evas shoes and dress.
If it wasnt, wherever its from has been ripped off by a sketchy Amazon retailer.)
Someone in college puked all over my bathroom and I do not see that dude as my brother.
Shamari also doesnt remember grabbing on anyones titties or crotch.
Both groups start to recap the NeNe Closet explosion.
Apparently, NeNe took Porshas belt off andsomething happened.WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?!?
Did NeNe spank Porsha with her own belt?
Porsha wanted to wait to check in with NeNe after conferring with Kandi, but Kandi already texted NeNe.
Porsha is not pleased about that.
Porsha also isnt pleased that NeNe used to lecture her constantly about fighting and look at NeNe now.
They always find a way to laugh together and thats admirable.
Its part party and part performance.
Why does she need a reception dress?
To get ready for the wedding, Eva and Cynthia go get colonics with one of Evas seven bridesmaids.
Are we still getting colonics?
Is this a thing?
Do you really have to answer if you want to put the tube in yourself?
Plus theres like a saddle?!
Werent you the one who, like, banged ten people when you two had an open marriage?
I really, really do not like this dude.
Hes a particularly terrible Housewives husband in a long line of garbage ones.
Also, there will be multiple confetti cannons.
She decides to invite everyone, despite any weirdness, and see where the dust settles before Evas wedding.
Its four hours until the performance starts and Kandi is freaking out.
They havent done a full run-through and Shamari has completely lost her voice.
Bitch, are you serious?
The most she can give is a harsh hum.
I do not have faith in this mans abilities.
Now its time for Cynthias appearance.
She comes on stage and Kandi kneels between her legs and asks her to repeat dirty things.
Kandi says that Cynthia is too innocent, otherwise she would have pushed her further.
