The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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I will say this about Kenya Moore-soon-not-to-be-Daly.
She makes ithardto get on her side.
I understand the necessity of joy during difficult times, but could you not?
I fully get it.
But Im not Kenya and she seems to power herself on the hatred she has for other people.
Lets get to it.
She better take that baby and run.
Kenya is just confused.
I cant fathom having to sort out your divorce based on vague statements to the press.
In fact, he was so terrible that the Uber driver kicked him out.
Someone give this Uber driver a medal.
Cynthia asks if Kenya wants a divorce and just wants to move on.
Kenya is … confused.
She doesnt really want a divorce, but she knows that Marc is cheating on her.
Dont get into a fight with a random woman hes cheating with.
Cut all his suits in half.
Set his favorite piece of art on fire.
Worst of all, Marc wont apologize or admit wrongdoing.
What is Kenya holding onto here?
When were the good times?
Can someone name one good thing Marc has done for anyone other than himself?
He gave her a baby.
Kenya, a lot of people could have given you a baby.
Cynthia and Kandi just want Kenya to come on the Greece trip because they are all contractually obligated to.
Its time to meet up at the airport and Porsha is bringing baby PJ to Greece.
Shes excited to be able to introduce her baby to international travel before her baby is forming coherent memories.
I do not understand this woman but I love her deeply.
Once they land in Greece, Kenya mysteriously appears in the distance with her baby and her nanny.
The first bit of drama is the room situation.
Its your standardReal Housewivesroom selection bullshit.
Who is this for?
Who is thrilled by watching 50-year-old women fight over rooms in an AirBnB?
Kenya and Kandi have decided to put everyone through a series of challenges so that select their rooms.
Finally, Porsha and Tanya eat aFear Factorstyle plate of Greek treats so that pick.
And then Porsha jumps in the pool to be able to swap.
I agree, Porsha.
It might be an easier ask if Cynthia just said can you fucking not, tonight?
Kenya is naturally suspicious of everyone who isnt Kandi or Cynthia.
At dinner, NeNe offers up her sympathies to Kenya and asks if shes okay.
Even Marlo gets a perfunctory shout-out.
After dinner, NeNe is fed up.
She sees that Kenya has no interest in listening to her, so shes over it.
Nene says in her confessional, Fuck Kenya.
To be clear, FUCK KENYA and her bad skin.
NeNe storms off and says I dont get ready when shes ready.
Shes always right and Im always wrong.
Yeah, I guess I fucked her man and stole her baby.
Keep it 1000 with your friend.
Im going to talk to my man and keep my marriage together.
