The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Well, well, well!
This is quite the development and Im here for someone coming for Kenyas messy ass.
Anyone who can get under Kenyas skin this much deserves to be in contention for a peach.
I dont even think anyone even said the name NeNeandMarlo got another interview.
Things are not looking good for The Madame Linnethia.
Lets get to it.
The episode starts with the only heartwarming storyline thats emerged this season.
Eva is having her daughters last name changed to Mikes last name.
Im glad for Eva and her husband and their… 28 kids?
I cant keep track.
Then its time for a trip to the Korean spa with Kandi, Porsha, Marlo, and Tanya.
There is some necessary background here, as much of the episodes narrative happens through slightly gray flashbacks.
So Tanya is ready with the receipts of her own.
Whats odd is Tanyas first thought is maybe its something illegal.
Like Kenya would be asking her to transport a lot of drugs and a human kidney.
So Tanya opened the package and lo and behold, it was a wig.
Miss Kenya This is all my Hair Moore-Daly wears a goddamn wig.
Porsha says that Kenya might be a secret shopper of her hair line.
Marlo is fucking thrilled.
She tries the u-part wig on and passes it to Porsha.
This is a delight and the beginning of a true mess.
Later, they throw a pizza party to celebrate Marleys name change.
Its too pure for this episode.
Kenya heads to lunch with Kandi and Cynthia.
The moral of the story is to not lie down with snakes.
Kenya INSISTS that she was just asking questions.
Thats Tanyas sweet spot.
Its bad enough youre accusing her husband of cheating.
Just let her think the woman is a little busted.
He also manages to invite his mom and doesnt tell Porsha about that.
And then he also said that he didnt fully understand why your mom and sister werent crazy about him?
When Porsha said its their issue and Dennis said indirectly, I lost my mind.
Well, Lauren lets him know that its only been a few months but its felt like years.
He says that theyve got to stick with each other through the ups and downs.
You cheated on your pregnant wife during her pregnancy and post-partum.
YOU gotta commit to the ups and downs.
Dennis then complains that he cant call Porshas mom because hes blocked.
Porsha says her mom has an iPad he can call, which Dennis thinks is ridiculous.
Porsha explains thats not ridiculous because the reason Porshas family doesnt want to take his call is Denniss cheating.
Dennis tries to say that his mom was upset that Porsha didnt reach out to her.
Dennis istryingto communicate human emotions but man, he is communicating the wrong ones.
Not now, Dennis!
Porsha says she didnt want to deal with his mom if she was going to take Dennis side.
Lets keep moving forward, shall we?
