The Other Two
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Is watching the object of his affection masturbate the relationship hes craving?
Their temporary home belongs to another one of Streeters clients, Justin Theroux, in an inspired choice.
Exploring the house, Cary and Brooke break off for a minute of real talk before the cavalry arrives.
Theres one obstacle to their relationship, however, and thats the maintenance of Yendanis brand.
Horrified at her own actions, she becomes dead set on repentance.
Much like last weeks third-act turn with Brooke, this plotline gets into thorny territory that weakens the episode.
Unfortunately for Cary, Matt gleefully invites his friends to tag along for an after-party.
And thus weve arrived at the literal handjob.
He rejects any kissing, and shows no interest in reciprocation the act is wholly perfunctory.
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Brooke stealing from Starbucks fascinates me.
What is she stealing!?
How does she do it!
Yendani receives an offer to date Millie Bobby Brown, effectively ending her relationship with Chase.
Fear not, Chase is pivoting to wearing glasses.
She doesnt have a last name.
Well, she does, but its Irish so we dropped it.
People always tell me Im a classic white feminist.
you oughta see a therapist.
Shes my barista, but she really helps.
Streeters ready to go fullAndy-King-at-Fyre-Festto save Chases reputation.
The foundation of Chase and Yendanis relationship is their mutual love of ice cream.
Streeters best idea yet is to trademark lets cut to the Chase.
