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But whatever you choose to do, dont worry: Theres plenty of Hamm to go around.
We have a plot to instigate!
What is wrong with you?
You know you have to read that dumb book, but you keep making these pasty children tongue down.
If youre trying to prove youre straight, its not working.
Dont let the Reverend do this to you again, okay?
Let this go, and let yourself be happy.
A month later, she and Frederick are happily married.
This ending also confirms that Kimmy once dated Josh Groban, who sounds alotdifferent than his singing voice.
The Take Jacqueline With You Ending
Well, this is depressing.
(Which sucks, because all he wanted was to be an influencer.Har har.)
The jet crashes and they all die on impact andthenTitus dies during a tragic treadmill accident.
He just cant run that fast.
He bleeds to death, forcing Kimmy to give up her journey.
That doesnt seem like the right ending, does it?
Who are you, me at Chipotle?
Because youve made some bad choices that affect everyone.
But there are actually two endings for this choice!
After you watch the Uber driver curse off their skeletons and give them one star, click again.
Youll then witness a very concerning robot uprising.
The police are called, and its assumed that the duo is shot by the disgruntled bar patrons.
The aftermath of each is different, too.
His royal family disowns him, and the couple settles in Harrisburg.
If you shoot the Reverend, Kimmy barely mourns his passing and sets off to find the girls.
She never returns from the woods, and Frederick marries Lillian.
Frumpusand jamming to Sugar Ray.
He thinks hes in Heaven, duh.
The Happy Wedding Ending
You win!
And his old chum Kim Jong-un is able to show up!
Kimmy thinks shes pregnant.
The Not-As-Happy Wedding Ending
You still technically win!
Raggedy Ann gets a happy ending, but everyone hates her young, hot Gen-Z friend?
The Bonus Skip the Theme Song Ending
Surprise, damn it!
You thought you could save a few seconds to get back into the interactive fun?
Nah-ah, Walter Bankston, the do-ragd gent in the opening credits, tells us.
Now you getmoretheme song.
You know, Walter adds, thats a good-ass theme song.
