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it’s possible for you to thank us or blame us at your next confession.
Hes not a normal priest.
Hes a cool priest who smokes.
He also says things like well, fuckyouthen.
We think we love the Hot Priest more than he loves his G&Ts.
Let the power of Christ compel you to accept his Bible!
Also, let the power of Christ compel you to do some eye-fucking.
Project Runway: Piazza San Pietro.
We would take any of these open chairs.
Hes a savior to cute and cuddly rodents everywhere.
Does this tasteful stole turn you on?
Awake, north wind, and come, south wind!
Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread everywhere.
Let my beloved come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.
Song of Songs 4:16
That.
His cassock booty wont be gone for long.
Some juice squeezed from my pomegranates.
Song of Songs 8:2
Good morning, sunshine.
What would the cardinals make of this behavior!
One more look at those robes for the road.
Farewell, and watch out for the foxes, you Hot Priest.
