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Dialogue in accents of all kinds gets muddied by oxygen masks and cell-phone calls and things going boom.
Ludwig Goranssons creative scoring often swells too loud to make out the finer points of anything thats happening onscreen.
Oh, youwantedto hear that?
Fortunately, were here to help.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.
[An orchestra begins tuning onstage.]
[Gunfire, gunfire.
The sound of gas leaking through air vents.]
John David Washington:[Mumble mumble mumble mumble] Plutonium-241.
Kenneth Branagh:[Mumble mumble mumble mumble] Plutonium-241.
Robert Pattinson:[Something about twilight.]
[Yes, really.]
Washington:[Mumble mumble mumble mumble] Plutonium-241.
[Mutter mutter] Freeport.
[Something something] Parallel-world theory.
Also any character at any given time:Like I said, the whole things a temporal pincer.
Elizabeth Debicki:My!
Washington:[Mumble mumble mumble mumble] Plutonium-241.
YOU CANNOT JIBE ON A BOAT LIKE THIS!
Truly any random character:Ohhhhh, its inverted.
Branagh:[Checks Fitbit] [Something about global warming????
I think????]
[EXTREMELY LOUD SQUIRT OF SUNSCREEN THAT SHOULDNT BE MORE AUDIBLE THAN ANY OF THE DIALOGUE.]
