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The part where she calls the Kardashians a Venusian fertility cult in the Valley is gold.
Michael Stipe asked Love to tell her favorite Elizabeth Taylor story, and she had two.
The second involves Carrie Fisher, Easter, and OxyContin.
As soon as we were at the Warhol of Liz Taylor, I started getting the shivers.
I was like, Fuck.
This is gonna be crazy.
Shes got this Easter bonnet with all these artificial flowers on this beautiful, crazy frosted wig.
I remember her eyes were so beautiful, but they were bloodshot.
She looked at Carrie and said, Hey.
[…] By the bed, there was a lot of medicine.
Then her hand hovered above my head.
She was again wearing the big fat diamond, I want to say the Taylor-Burton.
She took her hand and she clacked on my head really fast and she said, Stop looking.
Then she went, We like Courtney.
Thats all I got.
We like Courtney, with this diamond real heavy on the top of my head.
She was chastising me for looking for Oxy.
What wouldnt you pay to get knocked on the head with the Taylor-Burton diamond?
Is there any cranial trauma more chic?
I want Courtney Love to treat me like Elizabeth Taylor treated her.
