Summer House
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I couldnt be more excited.
As they arrive at the titular summer house they see that its had a bit of a face lift.
The kitchen has a shiny new backsplash and a lovely new island.
Not like theyre going to catch engaged couple Kyle and Amanda doing anything.
It seems that living together has put something of a strain on their relationship.
If sleeping with Kyle is one of her chores, I volunteer to do it for her.
Just TaskRabbit me that shit.
It also seems like their wedding planning isnt going that well.
Also, the slightly slurring Kyle does himself no favors.
Always beware of Greeks bearing gifts and men saying, Can I just say one thing?
Kyle then heads upstairs with Carl, who tells him hes coming on too strong.
Carl then points out two things that are remarkable.
(On a side note, I love Paige and Hannah so much.
These two are just like a Lisa Frank folder I want to enclose myself in forever.)
), Carl is explaining the situation to new guy Luke, who is a model/hockey coach.
Secondly, how do you just slide it in there?
Was this a dry entry?
Did anyone find that pleasurable?
Also, if there was no talking about it or making out, did Carl even have consent?
So, he slips her a finger and then what?
She just rolls over and falls asleep?
What sort of alien romance novel are these two living in?
It looks like well never get to know poor Jules.
There is no suspense in this at all.
It looked like she had been crying, so I cant wait for the next episode.
Someone pass me a White Claw and tell me I dont look fat in my Speedo.
