Summer House
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Yes, the DMV sucks.
Yes, adulting is hard.
But this is no reason to ever let your license expire, and I will tell you why.
Renewing your license is easy.
In New York, you cando it onlineand they will mail you a new one.
Theyll even let you use the same photo.
Know what is not easy?
Getting a new license after it has expired.
You might even have to take the test again.
What is more fun than seeing Kyle dancing alone under a sprinkler coming out of theGreat Grape Ape?
(Sorry guys,no slash fiction at the end of this recapquite yet.)
Which raises the question, how does Kyle know?
He did practically volunteer to touch it if Lindsay doesnt.
(Sadly it wasnot a finger bang.)
They are suitably grossed out and immediately throw their comforter in the washing machine.
I was just about to say, Who does that?
I am bitches, I guess.
The party goes off without a hitch, except for Luke dressing up like a pirate.
What even prompted this?
A Viking I would understand, but what about this holiday screams yo-ho-ho-and-a-bottle-of-rum to you?
I dont feel threatened by Jack Sparrow, he says.
That is the only thing I have seen of Armand that would recommend him over Luke.
It seems like Hannah feels the same way.
Since that doesnt happen, shes free to flirt with Luke.
Yes, Luke is the sort of straight man who designs jewelry.
His work sort of looks like class rings but for ogres.
That said, it is stillbetter than the necklacesSean Burke wears onThe Real Housewives of Orange County.
After filming, Luke asks her out on a date and she says yes.
I havent been this excited for a date since I booked my last erotic massage.
They seem to be the only couple hitting it off, however.
I think theyre both kinda wrong here.
If Carl wants to go out, Lindsay should be secure enough to let him go out.
However, Carl also needs to realize that this is not like other girls hes dated.
If he didnt want that, he should have kept things platonic.
Lindsay says shes following his lead.
But he says they need to get over this stupid fighting.
If that is what he wants, why is he with Lindsay?
He saw how she was in her previous relationship, and she is exactly the same.
None of us will get that.
This show will eventually be calledCarl Vs. Lindsay: Round 300 Billion.
We see them at the end of the episode having dinner outside in a suitably stormy New York.
Kyle is sick of not getting laid and Amanda seeming to be ambivalent about their relationship.
If this is what the future looks like, it looks grim.
