Summer House
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First of all, its a travesty that they all went to bed on that mess.
Get all the cups and cigarette butts and half-full cans of Loverboy out of here.
In my summer house, the entire mess would not have been left for the cleaner.
Jules reacts with an outraged, Are you kidding me?
With that, it seems that Jordan is officially out of the house for the rest of the season.
Thank god for this whirling dervish of vengeance.
But, check the tape, Amanda totally said it.
And why shouldnt she?
We need to get Lisa Rinna in here to tell our girl Hannahto own it.
I dont like this one bit.
Jules hasnt done anything wrong.
Thank you, Amanda.
The meeting ends with everyone deciding to give Jules a second chance.
Guys, this is theAvengers: EndgameBravo crossover that weve been waiting for all of these years.
Could there be an inter-show romance?
Could there be a cross-pollination of storylines and also a child conceived by two Bravolebrities?
(I just pounded my fist against my chest twice and then threw her deuces.)
She is the chaos agent that we need in these trying times.
Lindsay does not brook house meetings.
Lindsay takes it in her own hands to make things happen.
Lindsay says, Let her live her life.
Then, Lindsay being Lindsay, she goes outside and tells Hannah and Luke what Paige said about them.
Yup, she did.
She very, very did.
Lindsay pulls Hannah aside and mentions that Paige and Amanda are really cliquey and that that should bother Hannah.
She should speak up, Lindsay tells her.
Were all trapped in our houses.
That popcorn will last about as long as Craig did with Jules.
Its not like Carl has the best track record with holding down jobs.
At dinner, Carl is just as big of a mess, considerably more drunk than everyone else.
He should be at least a little bit embarrassed because even Kyle thinks hes a mess.
Maybe, like Carl, I just needed three.
