Summer House
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The only thing they have more of than Amazon boxes is novelty floats in their pool.
What exactly are these children ordering?
Is it just all novelty floats?
I know that package delivery in New York can be uncertain (thats what she said!
Or is it something just for weekend use?
That might make more sense.
However, the only other discernible thing they seem to be ordering is paper towels.
I have never, in all of my years watching television, seen anything more relatable.
It was like I was Amanda and Amanda was I.
If you want to see into your partners future, just look at their parents.
Luke, however, is a bit dull.
But then he tells us about his former three-year relationship that he ended just before joining the show.
Eventually she got physical with him and he had to leave.
My body is ready.
There they are, mooning into each others eyes, as Hannah slowly caresses Lukes lower shin regions.
Why is he even bothering?
He also opens the door to speculation about what is going on with him and Lindsay.
Oh girl, no.
No no no no no no no.
A million times no.
First of all, if you dont want yelling, you are in the wrong line of work.
He says that he likes her and she says she likes him too and not to worry about rejection.
Shes more worried about the long term effects of turning their friendship into a relationship.
With fear of rejection aside, Carl then asks her out on a date.
havent been dates already?
You know about dates.
Bang like a screen door in a tornado.
Bang like the thunderclaps that roll over the Hamptons in late August.
Bang like a fighter jet going faster than sound.
Bang like space debris crashing into a satellite.
Bang like the unending thud of Amazon boxes being gently tossed onto your front porch.
