Summer House
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So is Danielle in this house or not?
What Im saying is that Danielle should have a place of her own.
Hashtag Find Danielle a Bed.
Hashtag Justice for Danica.
Hashtag Give Marlo a Peach.
Well, my other takeaway is to never have a murder-mystery party at your house.
The same goes for our favorite Montauk Monsters, though they were assigned characters before donning their costumes.
Carl was playing a 10-year-old girl.
This affair, which was hosted for Lindsays birthday, seems like way too much work.
It seems like a game ofDungeons & Dragonsbut without the retro nerd appeal.
Mic drop, buff your nails, retire forever.
Amanda will never do better than that.
We need to workshop this.)
Yet both Carl and Sarah and Lindsay and Stephen have banged and Luke and Hannah have not.
(Carl says he had sex with Sarah once and then she mysteriously stopped wanting to hang out.
Is there a correlation or a causation?)
She just wants to bang.
She wants to bone.
She wants to do the horizontal hula, knock boots, clean up a dirty Sanchez.
She wants that P in the V ASAP, you know what I mean?
Can anyone blame her?
Thats what guys do!
Even Hannah is like this and goes to ask Carl why Luke wont just lay down that pipe.
Getting a bead on Lukes feelings is a little bit more difficult.
But then Hannah plays a voice-mail he left for her the day of her birthday.
Wait, I cant send that I just said I love her.
No, I like you.
So is this a case ofin vino veritas, which is Latin for Bitch, you fucked up?
Does Luke really love her?
Was he just drunk and doesnt know what hes doing?
Does he actually have feelings for her and that is why he wont sleep with her?
Something Joe Exotic would charge people to pet?
He says, That makes you my girlfriend.
Which is so sweet and its exactly what Lindsay wants.
We see it in action in the pantry during the murder-mystery party.
Then shes ready to go.
I love this for her.
I love this for him.
