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Perhaps the Dundees shouldve remained a plastic awardgiven to the staff of a small paper companyin Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Heres where we stand after Dundee.
Who doesnt love a little Broadway chaos?
Connor bought nine metric tons, at $529 per bag.
Its beset by sand mites.
Sand stans, rise up!
Id like to see theBig Little Liessand have this kind of impact.
James in Accounting
Cruises presents: a whistle-blower!
He knows about shadow logs, NDAs, and secret payments, and hes willing to talk.
Will he go on TV?
Whose deep pockets are backing him?
Thats a storm Shiv doesnt need to weather, and shes smart to outsource it.
Ewan Roy
Ewan Roy and Greta Thunberg, legends link the fuck up!
But am I wrong to smell another trick under Ewans statement sleeves?
Could his one-liners tease that hes the deep pocket behind the whistle-blower?
Marcia Roy
Are you regularly tested for sexually transmitted diseases?
Marcia Roy asks the woman fucking her husband.
He and I still sleep together.
I dont know what he tells you, she finishes.
Let me tell you whose husband Miss Rhea Jarrell wont be stealing: Marcias!
What does he have instead?
Gerri Killman
Once upon a time, Gerri was Logans flavor of the month!
And today, Gerri is getting a weirdo maybe-marriage proposal from Roman?
Ill say shes net-neutral.
Roman Roy
He bought the wrong soccer team.
Who buys the wrong soccer team?
But also who else is cozy with foreign money?
Cousin Greg
Poor Cousin Greg, poor Cousin Gregs sand-mite bites, poor Cousin Greg saying Greg-xit.
Gregs net-neutral too, because he didnt gain anything, but he also didnt lose anything.
Kendall Roy
In Kendalls favor: that rap.
Not in Kendalls favor: that rap, and also everything else.
Kendall Roy saying flava and in that jersey!
didrob me of months of my life.
He liked Naomi, but oh wait, what about Jennifer?
Jennifer says awesome too much, though, so maybe hell go back to Rava?
Its all a mess.
He has the most knowledge of all the Roy kids, but none of the confidence.
Connor Roy
Watch this space.
Sometimes I think Ill never understand Dad until I shit outside.
I bear no legal responsibility.
Youll have to talk to the sand supplier like everyone else.
I love all of Connors lines this episode.
Unfortunately, hes still … himself.
Where does Rhea find herself this week?
Shes slippery and liked by Logan (theyve been going out to dinner four nights a week!
Rhea is squirming, and I personally love to see it.
With Shiv squarely positioned against her, Rhea goes around to every brother cooing compliments in their ear.
Baby, its too late for that!
Jennifer
Oh, Jennifer.
At least she still hasSands.
Correction:An earlier version of this post referred toSands sand mites as a little Off Broadway chaos.
Vulture regrets the error and looks forward to an invitation toSandssopening night.
