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Either way,Colbertis here with his thoughts, opinions, andKimberly Guilfoyleinduced eardrum perforation.

I believe the four nights are Famine, Pestilence, War, and Death.

That makes sense, given how much trouble Trump has getting down from platforms.

On the RNCs pledge of undying support for Trump:Thats not a political party.

Welcome to the convention, everybody.

Im marrying all the daughters.

Guess which ones first!

On the RNC in general: No one should have to watch this.

Its like a snake devouring the Republican Party.

Oh my God, that was a hard act to follow.

It makes sense, because hes like a black hole, in that he sucks.

It was his keynote address, in that it looked like he snorted a key.