Southern Charm
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Bravo finally cut ties withThomas Ravenel, which means two things.
(The veins are the wires.
The blood is electrons.
Trust me on this.)
Pretty easily, it turns out!
But before we dive in, hi there!
Accused of rape by the familys former nanny, Thomas faces a possible three-year prison sentence if convicted.
Im not saying anything negative about Thomas because I dont want to be sued, sorry, she says.
At least Kathryn seems to be weathering the storm as well as can be expected.
So long, Thomas.
You will not be missed.
In the most confusing Bravo crossover yet, her name is Bethany.
Now, dont you feel silly for confusing them?
Shep objects to this relationship, opting not to forever hold his peace.
You see, after Austens infidelity, Madison supposedly enjoyed a dalliance of her own.
I could not be more thrilled that herwee seedlingof a hard-earned friendship with Patricia is taking root.
Naomies roommate Wilson whispers that Caroline looks like her.
Caroline does not actually look like her, but Wilson is a good friend.
Im already exhausted by her.
Twenty-two-year-old Eliza suffers from a rare, little-understood medical condition, the physical inability to shut the fuck up.
I had someone stalk me in Target, she will announce later.
(It would be tacky to do both, no?
Or am I overthinking this?)
