Southern Charm
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Yes, this episode is southern, but it is far from charming.
Jason, this is exactly why you dont want to be involved.
Stick to your guns, brother.
Stick to your guns.
Hashtag Ours Is the Fury.
He convinces Craig to take Michelle, a Stormy Daniels lookalike, as his date.
He thinks that this is going to piss off Austen and Madison and, boy, is he right.
), says of course that is not the case.
It seems like it is, though.
You dick, she says.
Shep did it to be a dick, and he freely admits it.
In fact, its gross.
Shep hopes to shine some kind of light on Austen and Madisons relationship.
Is this going to be the final straw?
No, its not.
It seems to be the final straw in Sheps relationship with Austen, though.
It seems to be the final straw in how so many of the women at the party view Shep.
There are a lot of cute moments at the party.
and Craig turns right around and leaves the room.
Yes, poor Craig, it just dawned on him now.
Now we will close out the season talking about my least favorite subject: Ashley.
and hopes its going to go away.
That is why Eliza is awful at this show.
She cant even adequately stoke a fire out of a fire lizard made of cinders.
This whole thing was such a set up.
How much did they pay her for this season?
It was both not enough and too much.
When Ashley walks into the party, Mr. Kale is right there waiting for her.
She goes screaming the whole way as the cast watches on from the balcony, tittering.
Ashleys downstairs standing in the doorway to shield herself from the rain.
Thomas, they embarrassed me, she tells her (former?)
lover on the phone.
You embarrassed yourself all on your own.
He tells her that she should call 911 and she asks her anonymous friend if thats a good idea.
The friend just glares at her because we all know thats a bad idea.
How would that conversation even go?
I am clinically desperate.
I am suffering from a severe martyr complex and must be saved from myself immediately.
But Ashley does not call 911.
The sound of her heels on the sidewalk is all anyone can hear.
