Southern Charm
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The sun rises on the campground.
Craig has no class!
How do you hook people?
Austen, for his part, is left furious and forlorn.
Patricia decides to part with her tradition ofguys-only dinner partiesand host one for the ladies.
Because its the #MeToo movement, you see.
The meal is artichoke-themed, which is sort of yonic, I guess?
Im joking, of course.
Michael wouldnt abide dust.
A round of tequila shots (Patricias first ever!)
After the boys return to Charleston, Austen insists to Craig that he and Madison are still broken up.
Good thing we all went on that get-over-Madison RV trip!
He plans to name it Craig.
First of all, the impending arrival of Craig Jr. only lends credence to myCraig-Bethany body-swap theory.
Worst-case scenario, I am confident that Cameran will see to it that both of them survive.
Also, quoth Patricia: The most beautiful people I have seen of any nationality are Indian.
But I am in no position to judge, given that Debbies fairly extensive wardrobe includes aFreddy Krueger costume.
In my defense, it was on sale.
Its been a pleasure bless all your hearts.
