Southern Charm
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Austen and Madison remain broken up, for now.
You could tell that just by looking at Patricias not-quite-perfect blowout.
Corollary hypothesis: IsBethany not Bethenny the dogreally a frustrated would-be lawyer trapped inside a canine body?)
to deliver burritos to his hung-over, heartbroken pal.
Austen, cloaked in his mourning sweats, wonders if he might have overreacted indumpingMadison.
After all, shes only had three boyfriends.
Kathryns voicemail is full.
God forbid her dumb idiot friends worry, plausibly, that she might have been experiencing a mental-health crisis.
They missed the flight only for the plane todisappear over the ocean.
Thats tragic, and genuinely horrifying.
At a tasting at a local winery that exclusively grows muscadine grapes (sweet berry wine!
Its a slow week here onSouthern Charm.
Im not exactly sure, and I dont know that Danni well-meaning as she is is sure either.
What Danni really wants to know is why she was MIA.
Im just living my fucking life, man is the gist of Kathryns defense.
It is a fact that Kathryn has been through a lot.
Ill take a hefty pour of that sugar wine, c’mon.
