Southern Charm
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No one wants Eliza.
Kathryn, particularly, looks at Eliza like a diabetic looks at a stack of Oreo cookies.
I dont care that her father was in a cheating scandal.
I dont care that she almost got on a plane that crashed.
I dont care about any of that.
She clearly does not have what it takes to be on TV.
Eliza, like fetch, is something we need to stop trying to make happen.
Glad I got that out.
Of course Shep did not get a rescue dog.
Of course he went to a breeder.
On the way there, he and Cameran talk about how Shep called Austens (ex?)
girlfriend Madison a white-trash hairdresser, which is about the meanest thing Shep could possibly say about her.
That stings worse than stepping on a jellyfish when no one has to pee.
Shep picks up his dog and of course he is adorable.
I feel like this dog is a bad move for Shep.
Should Shep have a golden retriever or a Labrador or something?
(Honestly, most of what Shep probably does is lie on the beach and snore.)
They even have a little bowl of treats for the canine models.
How is this even a business?
Are there that many dog owners out there that want to take their pets to this Sears Paw-traits Studio?
Ive never had a dog, but that just seems insane to me.
The things well waste our money on.
But it makes Kathryn and Naomie feel good, so I guess they get their moneys worth.
What Naomie is worried about is Craig and, honestly, we should all be worried about Craig.
He displays some very disturbing behavior, particularly at Camerans 35th birthday party.
Craig shows up in a huff.
Hes mad at Austen for something that happened the day before.
What is the big deal?
Austen forced him into that situation.
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Naomie tells Kathryn and Danni that she doesnt want to go.
Why would I go on a trip with my ex-boyfriend?
Um, Naomie, why would you be on ashowwith your ex-boyfriend?
That is a valid point.
She chooses not to do so.
He starts by saying, We cant go on a trip together because we never closed anything.
She just wants to pretend like it never happened.
He decides not to do that on a daily basis by focusing on pillow designs that never manifest themselves.
Craig has, what?
A house with no holes in the wall?
Naomie has clearly upgraded and seems very happy in her decision, something Craig thinks is false.
The women tell him that Naomie is very happy and she says she cant be.
Mehtul cant go to weddings with her because hes working.
He cant jet off for two weeks in the south of France because he has to save lives.
How could she possibly be happy with a boyfriend like that?
Its a ridiculous argument.
Craig is saying that hes a better partner because he literally has nothing going on in his life.
That seems to be the opposite of true.
She could feel his warmth around the center of her body and the cold everywhere else.
She could feel the weight of every exhale as he sunk into the sling she made for him.
Slowly she patted his head and stared out into the blackness of the nearby water.
Maybe something out there had the answer for her.
Maybe something inside had the answer for her.
No, that couldnt be true.
Maybe she should just go talk to Craig instead.
