Southern Charm
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His well-documented misbehavior precipitated a decline in Elizas own society status (plausible!
), she thinks, as well as her poor reception atPatricias dinner partythe other night.
(No, baby girl that was all you.)
We aint all had easy lives, Eliza observes knowingly.
Everybody wins, in that nobody is rushed to the hospital.
Chelsea, by the way, has a new boyfriend, though hes away at work.
I personally experience a stronger sexual attraction to Chelseas orange Smeg fridge, but Im happy for her!
Shep, alas, is not dating with anyone.
I like couches, he protests.
Shep meets Cameran for a beer on her dock, taking it upon himself to empty the crab trap.
You cant just grab a crab, she warns him sternly.
Nevertheless, he reaches inside.
He is immediately, painfully, and repeatedly pinched by the crab.
I love you, Shep, but you are not the plucky crab in this handy visual metaphor.
