Southern Charm
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Guys, there is something wrong with Craig.
Craig is just never able to get out of his own way.
Is he just bad at business?
Is he just kind of stupid?
Is he so racked with anxiety and depression that it ultimately paralyzes him?
I think its mostly the last one.
Watching this at home I think I actually shouted out loud, Ah doy!
Craig cant get things done.
He cant just put his head down and plow through and reach completion.
(Now it totally makes sense why Naomie dumped him.)
Its so sad that this is a personality trait that everyone recognizes.
It must hurt to be Craig when everyone just acknowledges that hes deficient.
If youre going to bitch the whole time just get on a flight and go home.
I just cant take it anymore, Craig yells as everyone titters behind his back.
If you inherit $100 million you might just be a jerk to people.
Secondly, Craig actually might have a point.
However, he expresses this like a 3-year-old who cant have ice cream for dinner.
Shes the only one to tell Craig that he needs to grow up.
Unfortunately she does it in the problematic language of telling him to check his pants for a vagina.
But Kathryn really wins this episode.
I have a different interpretation of events, he says to Kathryn.
There is no way to interpret this.
Either he stuck it in or he didnt.
There is no way to interpret that.
Its like youre either pregnant or youre not.
Youre a convict or youre not.
Youve been banned from an Einsteins Bagels or you havent.
I had just one very bad Sunday morning.)
Here is my problem with Whitney: He has never really wanted to be on the show.
Girl, youre still on the show!
But will someone just check in on Craig?
Im seriously worried about him.
