Southern Charm
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(Remember her amazingskiing ensembles?)
Now it just seems like, well, shes trying too hard.
This is not high fashion.
This is not couture.
This is someone playing dress up and hoping that shes going to look great.
Its thicker than the crust on a Chicago pizza.
When John Pringles pops over to Patricias, he cant stop himself from wearing a denim jacket.
When he arrives, Patricias son Whitney is wearing an almost identical one.
Its like the cover of theO Brother, Where Arent Thousoundtrack.
However, she says, Pringle doesnt look girly in it at all.
He looks the very definition of butch.
Thats because he walks around in a hirsute cloud of entitlement.
At a young age he was given the mantle of the patriarchy and he wears it well.
Dont be hypnotized, Madison.
This man is a day trader.
Hes basically a gambler with an MBA and a lip full of dip.
Well, maybe thats incorrect.
Craig seems to be taking advantage of this new perk of roomie life.
There are other suspicious behaviors of Craigs.
Hes asking Austen when hes going to be home and cooking all their meals.
He hates Madison, Austens girlfriend.
It seems like Craig has either stopped dating or put his romantic life on hold.
Is he … in love with Austen?
When theyre talking about their new living situation, Craig says, Id make a hell of a boyfriend.
Is that a desired role?
Is that what Craig, a future pillow magnate and (ahem) interior designer, wants in life?
Whitney tells them that they should try out a relationship.
We have been trying it out, Austen tells him.
Is there more to this story than we know?
She shut that down with a swiftness.
At the time, Kathryn was as chaotic as Britney and Kevins reality show.
Remember her running down the street in her fur chasing after Thomas?
It is one thing to say that Cameran didnt want to be around her energy.
It is another thing to spread rumors about someone to get back at them.
Kathryn needs to learn the difference.
Apparently Peter had sex with Madison not that long ago and Liz is pissed when Madison shows up.
I get that, but also, why would she bring it up?
Does she have to divulge every mediocre D to ever come within a three-foot radius of her?
Craig is shocked because he has never seen Shep apologize before.
I thought to myself,Oh, Madison is so supportive.
But it seems like there isnt a ton of work getting done at Kings Calling Brewing Company.
Austen brags that it is on tap at several popular bars in Charleston.
Okay, that is fine for a hobby, but what about national distribution?
What about ordering it online?Loverboyhas a bigger market share than Kings Callingsoneproduct.
Whitney tries to use his beer label to show that hes hustling.
Hes in three shops in Charleston, Patricia drawls with venom.
Austen tries to tell them to do it another time.
They continue to fight anyway.
Austen asks them to move it to the back of the tent.
No, theyre still going hard at each other.
Seriously, knock it off guys.
Hold on, one minute were almost done.
Yeah, this is the best time for this conversation.
Austen lets out an exhausted sigh as he goes to sell another Trop Hop hat.
The fight really is dumb, though.
