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What Im saying is: The planets on fucking fire.
Caring enough about climate change to actuallymakethe necessarily global changes, however?
Thats going to require at least two fucksandone of Bill Nyes signature edu-taining demonstrations, which he begrudgingly gives.
Are any of them free?
No, of course not!
Nothings free, you idiots!
Grow the fuck up.
Youre not children anymore.
Concluded Nye, Safety glasses off, motherfuckers.