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Tolkien preferred to keep his action almost entirely above the belt, while George R.R.
Martin has no qualms about delving into the details of his characters various earthly appetites.
Now his only turn-on issustained, uncomfortable eye contact.
Probable Virgins
Dolorous Edd
Joined the Nights Watch at age 15.
Gave off a slight incel vibe.
Maesters dont have to swear a vow of chastity, but come on.
Lyanna Mormont and Alys Karstark
They were children.
Drogon
I am currently unclear on how dragons have sex.
Robin Arryn
No woman will ever live up to his mother.
The Night King
Was an ice-demon.
Id say his childhood trauma has left him unable to have a functioning adult relationship with a woman.
Does this make it more or less likely they had sex before marriage?
Qyburn
I dont think Qyburn is interested in anything that you or I would recognize as sex.
But a reader points out we met his daughters at Hardhome.
Varys
Thrones most famous eunuch revealed inseason threethat he performed sex work to survive after his castration.
Grey Worm
Did you seehis hookup with Missandeiin season seven?
*This post originally included Edmure Tully.
A reader helpfully reminded us that, upon his reappearance in season six, Edmure mentioned having a son.
