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Its all one big metaphor for the class divide, zooming along a track at high speed.

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Even its grit has a bit of gloss on it.

Still,Snowpierceris not an entirely bad show.

Its not great, either.

Do you remember fresh air?

Do you remember going for walks?

Girl, no, not without a mask.

You know thatPortlandiasketch where Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein constantly put a bird on it?

It seems like every genre of TV these days has decided to put a crime procedural on it.

Even a sociopolitical, sci-fi action series likeSnowpiercercant resist the temptation.

Even Diggs, a commanding actor, looks a little at sea at first.

The dialogue doesnt do much to help him or any of the actors.

There he is: the train detective!

Watch yourself with him.